Sunday, January 26, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: The Day the Sky Exploded (1958)
Tonight's Stinker
The Day the Sky Exploded (1958)
https://youtu.be/E5-ddFsICpQ?si=dTwNf0vQzjq-hd-V
So, Americans & Russians assemble in Australia to send a manned rocket into space, but first it's ten minutes of excitable newsmen & procedural jibber jabber.....
Then, another ten minutes of jibber jabber, then the lab pops the Champaign, then the pilot loses control of the rocket & safely ejects back to earth...
Lots and lots of procedural & scientific jibber jabber throughout the movie, a subplot about the pilots strained relationship with his wife & another about a scientist trying to make the moves on a mathematician....
We eventually learn that the rocket kept going, blew up in an asteroid belt & there's a giant meteor headed towards earth, and it takes about an hour for somebody to realize the most obvious solution....
The movie does start to get pretty intense in the second half.....
Saturday, January 25, 2025
Tonight's Stinker The Strange World of Planet X (1958) (AKA Cosmic Monsters)
Tonight's Stinker
The Strange World of Planet X (1958) (AKA Cosmic Monsters)
https://youtu.be/lwFPvvJzQQQ?si=RUo9LD7DL5hl-eSP
A British scientist & his American assistant are working with high powered magnetic waves in hopes of creating a ray gun that will destroy enemy aircraft, but so far, just knocks out televisions.... A recent failure & a high budget brings the prying eyes of the top brass....
A demonstration reveals that the ray doesn't stay in a containment box, & reeks havoc in the town, the local homeless guy starts killing people, & a stranger shows up....
50s sci-fi, British style, so it's mostly talk & innuendo, with mostly darkened out action sequence toward the end with the army duking it out with footage of bugs under a microscope....
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Sunday, January 19, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: Space Probe Taurus (1965)
Tonight's Stinker
Space Probe Taurus (1965)
https://youtu.be/U_R7LoJCR2E?si=9jR8jSGYbe8V-zoT
Plays out like a garbage pile of other sci-fi b-movies....
It begins with a failed mission to see if another planet can support life...
A year later, a newer ship is sent on the same mission...
First order of business is for the commander to express his feelings about having a woman on board, then acknowledge passing a space station, then encounter an alien ship & have to kill the alien on board & blow up his ship... That's, like, the first half hour or so...
From there it's pontificating & dealing with an annoying copilot, then a meteor shower & a malfunction that sends them off course.....
The film has plenty of it's moments, but is more innuendo than action...
Saturday, January 18, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: The Flame Barrier (1958)
Tonight's Stinker
The Flame Barrier (1958)
https://youtu.be/RdCrIlMQOvM?si=uNSo5cZZjXv3ue4l
Dreadfully slow & painful to watch....
It begins with a narrative about a satellite believed to have burned up on re-entry, but a scientist thinks it it landed somewhere in Mexico....
Next, the scientists wife shows up & talks a crabby safari guide & his drunk brother into taking her to find him... Setting the pace for the rest of the movie this bickering trio wonders through the jungle occasionally running into local natives talking about angry gods, & something killing the animals, while some of them die from inexplicable burns...
Science fiction stuff towards the end that left me scratching my head....
Sunday, January 12, 2025
Tonight's Stinker Space Master X 7 (1958)
Tonight's Stinker
Space Master X 7 (1958)
https://youtu.be/Ed-X_2iyolM?si=ZAb4-p2CExEcb6rf
It's a pretty bad rip, all pixelated & blurry, but not enough that you can't get the gist of what's going on...
So, NASA brings back a sample of some kind of fungus from outer space & gives it to a scientist who takes it home to his private laboratory....
Unfortunately, he arrives home to find his Ex waiting for him... She's remarried & wants custody of their son... She pesters him for days while he's trying to work with a growing & dangerous fungus...
He finally relents, & she leaves, but later that night, the fungus kills him.....
The army destroys his lab, & takes a tape recording of his research... While listening to the tape, they discover the Ex was there... It's up to two agents to find out who she is & where she went....
The next day, she sees a newspaper headline saying the scientist is dead, & she's wanted for questioning...
Assuming she's wanted for murder, she goes underground....
All science-fictiony in the beginning, then gets kinda plodding in the middle, the gets surprisingly riveting...
Saturday, January 11, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: The Unknown Terror (1957)
Tonight's Stinker
The Unknown Terror (1957)
https://youtu.be/MhJ1qFLyoBE?si=ZWI1TFWQl_uvE61S
A famous explorer disappears, & his brother in law has been searching for him, and it's all over the news....
The news attracts a mutual friend, a former spelunker with a limp....
A calypso singer plays a song about the cave he was looking for, and a south American Indian is supposed to explain the song, but chickens out...
After accepting a bribe, the indian agrees to to show the two men & a woman to his village, where they're not to happy to see him back....
The trio moves on to the lair of an evil mad scientist, who's been working with a fungus, & encounter local superstitions, men in monster suits and the cave they were looking for, NONE of which is ever explained to any real satisfaction.....
Wednesday, January 8, 2025
Sunday, January 5, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
Tonight's Stinker
Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)
https://youtu.be/BTmCyhZxs3Y?si=bvTb1-STC7qNNjno
Researchers at the south pole discover Josef Mengele is still up to his old tricks...
Mostly torture & gore-sploitation for the first hour, then we find out they saved Hitler's brain, turned him into a transformer, & built a flying saucer...
Then the movie changes pace, & there's a shootout with lasers that make things disappear...
Pretty slow & dreadful...
Saturday, January 4, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: Deluge (1933)
Tonight's Stinker
Deluge (1933)
https://youtu.be/wpduvYP1QVU?si=JL6W3MV1kbar3TwZ
The end of the world, earthquakes, torrential thunderstorms, very fast paced for the first twenty minutes...
Then it's all over, & a lawyer separated from his family meets a pro swimmer... She's on the run from a brutish survivalist, while unbeknownst to both of them, the lawyers family has survived and is living in a tourist town a few miles away....
Meanwhile, the survivalist takes up with a bad gang.....
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