Tonight's Stinker: Horror Rises from the Tomb (1973)

Tonight's Stinker Horror Rises from the Tomb (1973) https://youtu.be/fvAOzMCvLpE?si=qAO9lFbFaurMeomZ The naughty bits have been edited for television, but not the gory bits... So, in 1400s France, a warlock & his wife are executed, but not before they can place a curse on their captures... Cut to present day Paris, a painter is having visions, while his manager takes their girlfriends to a séance, where they try to find out where the warlock is buried.... The spirit reveals the graveyard, which the manager conveniently happens to own, which is a secluded place up in the mountains..... On the way there, they get carjacked, leaving them stranded... The rest, I'm not even going to try to explain, as the plot wonders all over the place, even crossing different genres.....

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Tonight's Stinker The Breach (2013-I Think)

Tonight's Stinker The Breach (2013-I Think) https://youtu.be/Rh1bvFfdccg?si=bKv1_1jOQeRwzFoz And what a stinker... It looks like somebody got an autofocus night vision camera for Christmas, and got with some neighborhood teens & decided to make a zombie movie.... So, these two teenage girls go up the country, get lost & their car breaks down... One of them goes looking for help, & runs afoul of zombies in shrink-wrap.... Then she runs into someone who can barely remember his lines explains (for a really long time) how a group of scientists tore a hole in the universe & opened the gate to hell.... (At this point, I quit paying attention...) Then, they keep adding more characters who can barely remember their lines, none of which are delivered with any real sincerity.... Really goofy stop motion monster shows up in the second half.... I'd say, maybe, 0.00001% better than any given Polonia Bros flick....