Tonight's Stinker: The American Astronaut (2001)

Tonight's Stinker The American Astronaut (2001) https://youtu.be/aWY3NGCnZao?si=GUeAcbRAc7FIwdNT Or at https://youtu.be/COxhvqWWxSU?si=n-PbI494lqm96rue A space fairing horse trader delivers a cat to a bar at an asteroid.... In return, he's given a suitcase with the DNA of a "real live girl", which he later learns he must deliver to Jupiter (an all male colony), in exchange for a sixteen year old boy, who he must deliver to Venus (an all female colony), and then he'll be set for life.... Things take a turn when it's revealed the narrator of this story is really the murderous Professor Hess, who's in a mean mood after nobody remembers his birthday..... Artsy black & white, with lots of insider jokes and impromptu musical numbers from indy artists one might expect from a Penelope Spheeris film.... Pretty weird, but watchable.........