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Saturday, November 15, 2025

Tonight's Stinker Big Bug Disaster (2022) aka Invasive Species (2022)

Tonight's Stinker Big Bug Disaster (2022) aka Invasive Species (2022) https://youtu.be/mtetcNSBHWo?si=Vg7vKvcTBUTJ88az Chinese TV movie An old man sends a boy into a cave to sacrifice a donkey to a giant centipede while he mines some of the gold in the cave walls.... The boy then goes to the city to sell the gold, which gets the attention of a few thugs... Next up, we're introduced to an eclectic group on a train trip in the 1930s.... While passing through the mountains, they learn part of the track is missing... The train wrecks & only a few survive the plunge... After passing through a valley infested with foot long flesh eating centipedes & deadly booby traps, they end up at the village of the old man, who has no intention of letting them leave.... Most of the characters aren't too bright, the plot is mostly predictable, & now I have a headache....

Stossel: Sweden is Not a Socialist Success

Sunday, November 9, 2025

Tonight's Stinker: The American Astronaut (2001)

Tonight's Stinker The American Astronaut (2001) https://youtu.be/aWY3NGCnZao?si=GUeAcbRAc7FIwdNT Or at https://youtu.be/COxhvqWWxSU?si=n-PbI494lqm96rue A space fairing horse trader delivers a cat to a bar at an asteroid.... In return, he's given a suitcase with the DNA of a "real live girl", which he later learns he must deliver to Jupiter (an all male colony), in exchange for a sixteen year old boy, who he must deliver to Venus (an all female colony), and then he'll be set for life.... Things take a turn when it's revealed the narrator of this story is really the murderous Professor Hess, who's in a mean mood after nobody remembers his birthday..... Artsy black & white, with lots of insider jokes and impromptu musical numbers from indy artists one might expect from a Penelope Spheeris film.... Pretty weird, but watchable.........