Thursday, October 2, 2025
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Sunday, September 28, 2025
Tonight's (other) Stinker: Check to the Queen (1969) NSFW
Tonight's (other) Stinker NSFW
Check to the Queen (1969) NSFW
https://youtu.be/Bn8uxkfCdnM?si=B-08boDBt-S4q_5E
An Italian skin flick That's somehow been edited for television.... Really, all the dirty stuff has been cropped out....
While her husband is out of town on business, a bored housewife gets a job as a servant for an eccentric actress, and ends up being her dog....
Plot? What plot?
The subtitles are kinda hard to keep up with.....
Tonight's (first) Stinker: Space Ranger (2024)
Tonight's (first) Stinker
Space Ranger (2024)
https://youtu.be/zZOUfeohVMA?si=w5kZcLMb3Y9Y9ncw
In the future, a new Earth his beep discovered.... While old Earth has turned to green energy & now looks like a garden of Eden, the new one is a wasteland due to to much industrialization, so people live in a hologram of a prettier world....
So, a former military commando is pulled out of retirement, after the corporation spots an unknown race building a weapon on another planet..... He's paired with an ace pilot & hacker, and a woman who has to put the "S"-word in every sentence...
Feels like a cross between a film school senior thesis & a pilot for a TV show, as lots of subplots come up with no attempt at resolving them.....
A lot of CGI & stock footage, the lighting is awful, & the acting is wooden....
Up late last night trying to clear out a bunch of short-shorts from my watch later list, so I'm gonna try for another twofer tonight.....
Saturday, September 27, 2025
Sunday, September 21, 2025
Tonight's Stinker: The Screaming Skull (1958)
Tonight's Stinker
The Screaming Skull (1958)
https://youtu.be/9deckDKuXMI?si=ENhIgIzeCk8KtrCt
This movie opens with a disclaimer, saying the producers of this film will pay for the funerals of anyone who dies while watching it....
So anyway, newlyweds Eric & Jenny arrive at a mansion that Eric inherited from his previous wife, who died in an "accident".... For Jenny (who's had her own bout with trauma), the big empty house with it's creaks, the howling peacocks in the garden and the autistic gardener wreak havoc on her nerves....
Jenny starts seeing & hearing things, while Eric tells her there's nothing there..... It becomes obvious early on (well, at least to the audience) that somebody's messing with her....
Some of the cinematography's okay...
Towards the end, the dubbing falls out of sync.....
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