Sunday, June 30, 2013

Wer i a man of meens, i would eat prettier.
I wonder if one can get their cardios by pacing the floor....
Watching Midnight Frights. Skateboard sense, the moon of the wolf.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Wearing ear plugs because this old CRT monitor is making a loud high pitched whine.
What is it about the midnight snack?

Friday, June 28, 2013

Thursday, June 27, 2013

I had OCD as a kid. I wonder how long PANDAS has been around.
I loathe grocery shopping at those times I need to mind every penny.
So, my Mom called me today & said it was a problem with on of her blood pressure medications, & she should be fine soon.
Pulled out my FREE HUGS badge, caus ya can't get those off the internet.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Perhaps we could solve global warming by painting asphalt white.
Okay, I think Windows 7's self diagnostic & repair utilities may be working. I should hopefully find out in a few hours.
Just saw my Mom. They say it's an irregular heartbeat & a potasium deficiency, And they insist it's NOT serious.
Thank you Micheal Miracle on The Lotus Land Show for the shoutout! :)
Many Facebook pages & groups for Emotions Anonymous. I wonder if any are nearby...
Awf to the ol nooz & infotainment tent 2p-5p @wrir #wrir
I finally figured out what was wrong with my 12yr old mongrel PC I was keeping as a spare. It had the millinium bug. Go figure!
Lost my sisters phone number. dont know how my moms doing. everything was on my computer.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

I can't find the right clique anymore. I dunno why I'm bothering with anything.
I wanna sart a new EA group. Who's with me?
Just got word my Mom's in St. Mary's Hospital. define shity irony. I just got back & took a nap, find a missed call from folks.
I am not in a good way
I got nothin. i need people n i got nothin
I really feel sick
Been such a rotten month its making me sick
Pulled out the rusty old spare PC that I built from scratch about ten years ago. It also decided to run a disk scan. waiting...
My computer wont start

Monday, June 24, 2013

Okay, now I get it - "George Zimmerman Who?"...
I feel like my head is a bubble.
I once got kicked outa shop class cause I couldnt handle all the written work.

Sounds From True Stories (playlist)

Anybody else get this version of the soundtrack by mistake? Wish I could find this on CD or iTunes.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

I dunno... I don't think I'm ready for a Lone Ranger without a powder blue jumpsuit...

Allentown- Billy Joel

The Ice Cream Truck just broke down right in front of my house...
I'm a Republican. And a bum.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

What a rancid excuse for a human am I...

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Maybe I should be thinking crepe myrtle......
I hate this car.
River birch, maybe?

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

I just realized, my newest mixer has 4 different songs about birthdays, preceeded by The Old Man Down The Road.
Cant catch my breath. I am so totally wigged.
Awf 2 th ol nooz & infotainmint tint #wrir @wrir
I need to do someting about..... Everything.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Doing a little better now. My Mom came over with some rat baits, then took me out to look at bushes to replace the tree.
Up all night. feel like crap. kinda have an excuse; varmint in my house. just need to work up the nerve to make a few phone calls
Bad Karma. Bad, bad, bad karma......
There's a possum in my house.

Happy Watergate Day! :)

The more I think about it, the more convinced I become that Nixon was remembered incorrectly by history............... ERA, Environmental Laws & gun control as we know them, he got the troops outa 'Nam.... Not to mention, Hillary learned everything she knows from this guy. Hillary's "What difference does it make" line reminds me of Al Cowlings' "You know who I am, Dammit" line, which reminds me of Bill Cosby's "I thought I was Jesus Christ" joke.... I always thought the Clintons killed Nicole Brown & Ron Goldman in order to distract from Jimmy Carter's failed trip to North Korea, the enacting of those ineffective Haitian embargo policies, and the train wreck that was Hillary's 2hr infomercial for socialized health care. (Yeah, all that happened in the same week.)
Nixon, responsible for environmental regulations as we know them. Happy Watergate Day! :)
Nixon, he pulled our boys outa 'Nam. Happy Watergate Day! :)
Nixon, responsible for gun control as we know it. Happy Watergate Day! :)
Nixon, responsible for women's rights as we know them. Happy Watergate Day! :)

Sunday, June 16, 2013

I wonder how well kudzu does in the desert....

Monkees - Randy Scouse Git

I wonder if it's safe to boil hot dogs in my tea kettle....
My Dad drank & smoked himself to death on Saturday, Christmas day 1999. I had to work that day.

funny how our standards tend to flip flop

When I was little, alcohol was behind the counter (@ least in this state), & cigarettes were in vending machines, & cigars & snuff were where they could easily be shoplifted by minors. Now, tobacco products are sold from behind the counter, & alcohol is where it can be easily shoplifted by minors...

Saturday, June 15, 2013

I should get rid of this Bouguereau. The face is a lie.
Buspar.... Every little thing gives me a pit in my stomach.
What kind of man am I?
I think I misplaced my electric bill
I think I misplaced my electric bill

Friday, June 14, 2013

I think I'll do Wawa for a hogie & soup.

Cracker - Happy Birthday

I'm out of food, but I don't feel like running up to the store for the same old crap. Maybe my Mom's right; maybe I do need a woma
Happy flag day everybody
I keep waking up at one in the afternoon feeling hungover. :(
Anybody got any plans for Watergate Day? :)

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Anyplace in town that sells mechanical doorbells?
Anyplace in town that sells mechanical doorbells?
Anyplace in town that sells rotary doorbells?
Off to the Mental Wellness Support Group. I need people.
I was hoping to do some yard work today, but I'm afraid to go out in this heat.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Trying to watch a Transformers movie on FX. It's giving me a headache.
Auf to the ol nooz & infotainment tent 2:p-5:p @wrir #wrir
Auf to the ol nooz & infotainment tent 2:p-5:p @wrir #wrir
IRS now training with AR15 comat rifles.
IRS now training with AR15 comat rifles.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Off to Lew Frega's studio. He has a reall cool space ship.
I need a motorbike real bad... And a van to haul it in.
Ears still aint back to normal.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Mental Wellness Support Group is this week.
Trees are thrashin about.

Tomorrow Night! :)

Tomorrow Night! :)
I remember when lawn mowing was something kids did for $2. Now I'm getting career lawn mowers wanting $35.
I went to long without edging my sidewalk. Now I'm in the process of trying to find it again.
Anybody else notice they're no longer making the distinction between embrionic stem cell research & umbilical cell research?
Sometimes I wonder why I'm such a useless bum, then I reflect on my life, & I feel like the world owes me, so It's fair.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

I keep thinking I need a woman in my life, & then I think about what happened to my tree, & imagine that happening all the time.
Audio levels are kinda important to me. I wish I had more brainin's about 'em.
Ah, such pitiful self loathing..... I need more mirrors. I'd eat more, but I'm broke.
I aint had jack for stamina

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Didn't bother to set up a PIN when I got cable, & now I can't access the a la cart thingy.
How often should I water a Boston Fern?

Friday, June 7, 2013

Just finished watching Children Of Dune. I found it very convoluted & confusing.

I am now the proud owner of a plant of some sort

I am now the proud owner of a plant of some sort
Perhaps I could replace my privacy tree with a pyracantha, some ivy & some kudzu. Anybody know where to buy this stuff?
Gunfire nearby.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Burning new audio CDs is turning into a real crap shoot. :(
Burning new audio CDs is turning into a real crap shoot. :(
Being stupid was okay back when I used to hang out with my own kind, but now that I'm trying to brownnose
Just got my copy of Children Of Dune in the mail.
Trying to get back in the habit of wedaring my twenty pound akle weights. Very exhausting.
WalMart's quit carying double-wide sweatbands, driving caps & bandanas....
Martin Bashir needs help.
Woke up to the BSOD. :(

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

CastleVille's giving me all kinds of problems tonight.
`*&%$! After going to the trouble of pruning my privacy tree down to where I wanted it, somebody came & chopped it down! :(

I need to get my car fumigated. Ant are building a colony in my passenger side door. :(

I need to get my car fumigated. Ant are building a colony in my passenger side door. :(
Awf to the ol' nooz & infotainment tent on WRIR 97.3fm @wrir #wrir @973fm #973fm
Awf to the ol' nooz & infotainment tent on WRIR 97.3fm @wrir #wrir @973fm #973fm
Awf to the ol' nooz & infotainment tent on WRIR 97.3fm @wrir #wrir @973fm #973fm

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Fried rice good for th knoggin. Wish I couls afford it all the time.
Diabolical Bowell Syndrome... seriously unfunny...

Monday, June 3, 2013

PLOM Poor Little Ol' Me
Ever since I got Windows 7 64bit, I haven't been able to create photo colages like I could in Windows Paint in XP.

Sunday, June 2, 2013
I've managed my anger way too long

Saturday, June 1, 2013

I've always hated roller coasters. It used to piss off my family, because they loved them.
.......being this stupid alll the time........
Waiting to hear the local forecast. Having to hear the weather forecasts in Oklahoma is confusing the heck outa me.