Sunday, December 29, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Beacon Point (2016)

Tonight's Stinker Beacon Point (2016) https://youtu.be/WVVTOb1Z3aw?si=z_tpsdRRh8P4kBWG An Appalachian trail guide starts a fight with his boss over his criminal record, killing him in the process... As he's trying to sneak out, the hikers he was supposed to lead show up... He tries to talk his way out of it, but fails..... Early in the hike, they run into some other hikers who have found a dead body... Knowing the authorities will soon be all over the place, the guide decides to lead the group off trail, and grows increasingly cross every time someone asks where he's leading them... About 35 minutes in, the guide & one of the hikers start having dreams about being abducted by aliens, & another gets sick.... Talky & fairly slow paced, many questions go unanswered aside from hints at an old indian legend.....

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Sunday Memes–Hang on, Help is on the way

Sunday Memes–Hang on, Help is on the way

Tonight's Stinker: The Neanderthal Man (1953)

Tonight's Stinker The Neanderthal Man (1953) https://youtu.be/yy-DZEe8FXg?si=_GM8w4MD1gFYY0QR In a Northern California mountain town, a sabre toothed tiger has escaped from a scientists lab, and is now attacking local cattle.... The scientist tries to pitch his discovery to a group of elitist snobs, and it doesn't help that he's also a narcissistic twerp, so he goes back to the mountain town & starts conducting the experiments on himself.... Pretty decent paced movie, manages to stay engaging.....

Sunday, December 22, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Solar Crisis (1990)

Tonight's Stinker Solar Crisis (1990) https://youtu.be/6bHrkPCRBU4?si=00NqcLkWPByXTQwg Decent little sci-fi action, with an a list b-movie cast... Solar flares are cooking the earth, so the military builds a couple ships & a talking bomb to fix it.... Meanwhile, a big greedy evil corporation has planted a rather obvious saboteur on board so that when the big one hits, they'll have control of all the world's resources.... Also on earth, the mission commanders son has run away from military school, gets lost in the desert, & encounters many colorful characters.... Decent pacing...

Sunday Memes–Droning on and on and on

Sunday Memes–Droning on and on and on

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Ice Planet 2001

Tonight's Stinker Ice Planet (2001) https://youtu.be/6FjI-pYFUOQ?si=KBO9ucxP4d3a8qAe An unsold pilot for a tv series, so a lot of questions are raised that are never fully resolved.... On a distant world, an earth colony is attacked by unknown aliens... A number of them manage to escape in an experimental spaceship that takes them to the ice world... They discover the ice crystals contain infinite data, There's a tribe of Eskimos already living on the planet, and the aliens are still after them.... Sub par CGI for it's time, rather decent cast....

Sunday, December 15, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: 1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982)

Tonight's Stinker 1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) https://youtu.be/gqm_nD1kKxk?si=ISnlal0rtLKUabzj Starts out with a premise like "Escape From New York", then turns into a ripoff of "The Warriors".... A poor little rich girl escapes her handlers in Manhattan, & falls in with a biker gang in The Bronx... Her handlers hire a dirty cop to bring her back, but he's more interested in starting a gang war...

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Sunday Memes–Jill’s crush on Trump and Drones in New Jersey

Sunday Memes–Jill’s crush on Trump and Drones in New Jersey

What To Do About the "Talentless Masses"? Ayn Rand Answers

Tonight's stinker Empire of Ash (1988)

Tonight's Stinker Empire of Ash (1988) AKA Empire of Ash II (1989) https://youtu.be/3PYrC-Yr_vY?si=zF1pqvPO0H7tMC2f Really low budget Mad Max ripoff, slow paced with no real plot... Punk rockers in a big truck drive around shooting everyone they see, while a worldly preacher cheers them on... They kill an old man, & kidnap his grand daughter... After a while, her sister shows up, meets a nomad who promptly gets kidnapped by mutants, and she decides to go rescue him, because he knows where the punk rockers took her sister.... Some action scenes, with stunts & pyrotechnics that aint so bad considering the budget...

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Battle In Outer Space (1959)

Tonight's Stinker Battle In Outer Space (1959) https://youtu.be/0tDnW5Xhg44?si=NqXQ8FYMk4F7j5XA Aliens attack a space station & several earth cities.... A science alliance in Tokyo develops a new kind of laser gun, & heads for the moon.... For some reason, all of this takes way longer than I'm describing..... The movie feels like it's over after about an hour & ten minutes, but then they tack on another twenty minutes for a segment about Earth uniting & preparing for another alien attack, then a final battle.....

Sunday Memes–Only Democrats are above the law

Sunday Memes–Only Democrats are above the law

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Tonight's Stinker BATTLE BENEATH THE EARTH (1967)

Tonight's Stinker BATTLE BENEATH THE EARTH (1967) https://youtu.be/7IDYCQaU5Nw?si=OeHMd-dOOBd9fpXZ http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebearth/ After an accident at a naval research base, a military scientist is put behind a desk... During the drudgery of menial work, his secretary asks him to check in on her brother, who's an old friend, seismologist, and was recently committed to an asylum... His friend shows him some charts displaying enemies of America boring tunnels underground... The army guy investigates, and discovers a Fu Manchu wannabe, who's planting atomic bombs under every US city... Not that exciting, but not unwatchable, IMHO.....

Sunday, December 1, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: The Day the World Ended 1955

Tonight's Stinker The Day the World Ended 1955 https://youtu.be/qU2ipDetUbI?si=MeMWQqguv4RTwYer So, there's a nuclear war, and five people, an old prospector, a young geologist & his contaminated friend, a stripper & her no good boyfriend, come across a house where a retired Navy captain & his daughter are holed up... The captain & the geologist are talking science, while the stripper's boyfriend has nothing nice to say about everyone else.... Meanwhile, the contaminated survivor develops a taste for raw meat, & later reveals there's a bigger mutant out there.... Not "that" bad, considering I'd already seen this gosh awful remake by Larry Buchannan....

The Irish Vs. The Ku Klux Klan (KKK): A Forgotten American Clash

Saturday, November 30, 2024

She was NOT expecting this....

Sunday Memes–The Death of DEI

Sunday Memes–The Death of DEI

Tonight's Stinker: The Vulture (1966)

Tonight's Stinker The Vulture (1966) https://youtu.be/HWaJv1hOHuk?si=7TpnV3KaZ01a4cCb It has to do with a family of British aristocrats, whom several centuries earlier were cursed by the owner of a giant bird.... It starts with a school marm seeing the grave of the bird owner open up & a giant bird comes out... Of course, nobody believes this except for an American scientist who (get this) doesn't believe in an olde witch's curse, but thinks that someone has been messing with "nuclear trans-mutations".... From there, it turns into a slow, meandering whodunnit with only two suspects... Of course, there is a monster, which is pretty goofy, with an almost "Scooby-Doo" reveal...

Sunday, November 17, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Flight to Mars (1951)

Tonight's Stinker Flight to Mars (1951) https://youtu.be/ARZX__yEhww?si=Ji4cANFKAuket__Y Four men & a woman go to Mars.... The first thirty minutes are dreadful, with the pilot & woman going through a break-up in space, the reporter constantly trying to take advantage of the situation, and one of the scientists is a depresso pondering the futility of the mission.... Then the ship is hit by a meteor, & the crash-land on Mars... There, they meet a group of Martians who promise to help them, but secretly plan to steal the ship & take over earth, while a group of dissidents help them escape.....

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Sunday Memes–Schadenfreude edition

Sunday Memes–Schadenfreude edition: Sunday Memes

Tonight's Stinker: The Flying Saucer (1950)

Tonight's Stinker The Flying Saucer (1950) https://youtu.be/XUtbvrmMO6w?si=7ImYlFwBmFcye_44 A '50s spy mystery that doesn't move for the first thirty minutes, then gives away the entire plot in about five minutes... A spy hiding out as a millionaire playboy is sent to his boring little hometown in Alaska to look for flying saucers, but first, he partnered with a female agent whose mission is to make his life as boring as possible... Pretty slow paced, but makes up for it in video postcards....

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Tonight's Stinker The Two Headed Monster (1959) AKA Manster

Tonight's Stinker The Two Headed Monster (1959) AKA Manster https://youtu.be/unyV97WKNzY?si=VPBbyVwoPxgX5jdp Painfully slow & plodding... An American reporter in Japan visits a scientist who's been working on devolution... The scientist drugs the reporters drink & shoots him up with the devolution drug, then sends him on his way... Back in Tokyo, the editor wants the reporter to take one last job, but he just wants to get back to New York to a marriage on the rocks from all his traveling.... This quickly changes when the scientist & his lovely assistant show up, taking him on lavish dinners & bath houses.... After a few days of this, he becomes a mean drunk... Mostly Theremin for the first 45 minutes....

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: FLASHMAN (1967)

Tonight's Stinker FLASHMAN (1967) https://youtu.be/XRxcSeqzjQI?si=qTZxWYY5ZmE2HIop An Italian goof of Batman, with a theme song to match... A scientist creates an invisibility serum which is promptly stolen by gangsters... Meanwhile, a group of pretty girls is running a counterfeiting ring at the same bank the invisible man decides to rob... Flashman manages to get the money back from the gangsters & lead police to the counterfeiters, but then the invisible man & the leader of the girl gang decide to team up to rob the richest man in the world... Very goofy, with plenty of riffable convenient plot twists....

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Iron Warrior (1987)

Tonight's Stinker Iron Warrior (1987) https://youtu.be/c6X2Sfql4o8?si=Gjq3VPGCQHPW_On5 A strangely emasculate looking Miles O'Keeffe in a third reboot of the Ator mythos... As children, a wicked witch kidnaps Ator's brother.... Eighteen years later, he spends his days posing in the mirror with his sword, the witch returns & crashes a princesses birthday.... Ator must escort the princess to safety & deal with the wicked witch & get in lots of sword fights... Good cinematography at times, Malta makes for a good backdrop, Some surrealism, and riffable moments.... The witch likes to mess with people's heads, so the story gets confusing at times, especially at the end...

Sunday Memes–The knucklehead ticket falls while Israel rises

Sunday Memes–The knucklehead ticket falls while Israel rises

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Hawk the Slayer (1980)

Tonight's Stinker Hawk the Slayer (1980) https://youtu.be/p159MJQ0vCo?si=TpuusuiFal4A5jHj http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hawkslayer/ Sword & sorcery flick.... Lots of smoke & techno music... Young prince must avenge his wife & father, rescue a nun & put some slavers out of business...

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Cyborg 2087 (1966)

Tonight's Stinker Cyborg 2087 (1966) https://youtu.be/9vGu55liVMM?si=uJnq0xJJGZOw-GpM The audio is missing from the first couple minutes, but to no real consequence..... A man is sent backwards from the future to find a scientist... At first, he finds himself in an abandoned wild west town, but then a couple guys in a jeep show up... He swipes the jeep, runs from local authorities, then finds the secretary & tells her he needs to stop the scientist from creating a brain control device that will be used by autocrats... Then the authorities from his own time show up... Rather goofy, with it's riffable moments, but tends to drag....

Sunday Memes

Sunday Memes

Sunday, October 6, 2024

Tonight's stinker: 12 to the Moon (1960)

Tonight's Stinker 12 to the Moon (1960) https://youtu.be/zl5x3_Y1nmw?si=W8PhLJE4NXWzMykB A multinational crew sets off for the moon.... Interestingly enough, the setting is well before global unification, so nationalism becomes an issue... Once on the moon, two of the astronauts find a cave, then disappear... The spaceship then receives a message from aliens saying they are not welcome.... The astronauts try to go home, but the aliens are shooting earth with a freeze ray..... Sorta comes across like one of those movies were the plot keeps changing for no reason... Opens with each individual astronaut emerging from a fog bank for no reason....

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Mutiny in outer space (1965)

Tonight's Stinker Mutiny in outer space (1965) https://youtu.be/079PdIQL3Oc?si=dkQhzaaYVshZQIyy A space station receives two astronauts on a return trip from the moon, where ice has just been discovered... Upon arrival, one of the astronauts falls dead... It's later discovered he had a fungus growing on his leg, which threatens to take over the whole station... Unfortunately, the commander of the space station, already starting to suffer from "space madness", is less than helpful....

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Tonight's Stinker: Hollywood in the Atomic Age

Tonight's Stinker Hollywood in the Atomic Age - Monsters! Martians! Mad Scientists! (2021) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13977508/ https://youtu.be/YvqSIl7umlM?si=ASTGeaPGD0mMAeGy Rather dry & meandering documentary that starts off by touching on how Roswell more or less started the alien genre, then wonders into rubber suit monster & the guys who made them, then just wonders off.... About halfway through, the audio & video become unsynched....

Why does COMMUNISM kill so many people??? (IT'S NOT THE GULAGS OR PURGES!!)

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Mission Stardust (1967)

Tonight's Stinker Mission Stardust (1967) https://youtu.be/Poi-qvJ-9mY?si=FxISyJ4IqKmrglZq Astronauts are sent to the moon, but a drug lord has some insider information on the mission.... Upon reaching the moon, the rocket is attacked, it's rover is destroyed, and the astronauts find an alien spaceship, where they meet an incredibly stuck up female alien & her dying companion... The aliens take the humans to Africa to find a doctor who can save the old man, which ticks off a regional warlord with the drug lord right behind.... At one point, the drug lord's henchmen are wearing red baseball caps.... Predictable in many ways, but delightfully corny...

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Aftershock 1990

Tonight's Stinker Aftershock (1990) https://youtu.be/mssJme9KJPc?si=5zUxmantE0PmyqXP After WW3, raggedy rebels face off with men in black jumpsuits, when an alien shows up.... Mostly kung-fu, with a few decent b-movie veterans...

Sunday Memes

Sunday Memes

Saturday, September 21, 2024

Tonight's Stinker STAR KNIGHT (1985)

Tonight's Stinker STAR KNIGHT (1985) https://youtu.be/UWJBN5qFps4?si=MzHffd0ZY6w62w5B During medieval times, a wizard (Klaus Kinski) prays for an angel, and the next thing y'know, the villagers are demanding the local count to do something about a Dragon.... Of course, the count has his own problems with a social climbing soldier, a rebellious daughter and a priest who sees evil everywhere... However, the angel/dragon is really a space alien (Harvey Keitel) who falls for the princess, but can't take off his helmet, or he'll suffocate... Really bad VHS dub with re-dubbed audio... Sorta plays out like an SNL skit that got turned into a movie, like a fairy tale with four letter words & some nudity, that starts out with everyone talking backwards like Yoda....

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Tonight's Stinker Rewind This! (2013)

Tonight's Stinker Rewind This! (2013) https://youtu.be/A9suzljYwic?si=GYsZ1SUK5jANUidB A documentary about the evolution of VHS, how it went from second run movies to Strait To Video releases, & so on & so forth.... With interviews of producers, directors & personalities of the home video craze... Yes, it includes some porn, as it revolutionized THAT market as well...

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Tonight's Stinker; Monster from Green Hell 1957

Tonight's Stinker Monster from Green Hell 1957 https://youtu.be/7jio_6DlExU?si=MzsgCOSX9zZAV-ua Starts out with scientists losing a rocket full of bugs, then a few weeks later, a mission in Africa reports giant bug attacks... A few months later, the scientists hear about the hubbub in at the mission in Africa & decide to to see for themselves.... Then, walking, walking, hostile natives, walking walking walking, contaminated water, more walking, a monsoon, walking, reach the mission, a pause, then resume walking..... At one point, they run out of water, but they never run out of cigarettes.... Most of the excitement occurs during the first twenty minutes...

Sunday Memes–Kama-Lama-Ding-Dong edition

Sunday Memes–Kama-Lama-Ding-Dong edition

Sunday, August 25, 2024

Tonight's Stinker

Tonight's Stinker The Night the World Exploded (1957) https://youtu.be/cknnDYW9eWo?si=XcG7WYYpxHC5WD45 A scientist invents a machine that can predict earthquakes... After predicting one, he discovers the earth is off it's axis, and there will be enough earthquakes to destroy civilization... He goes to Carlsbad Caverns, where he discovers rocks that explode.... The only way to save mankind, is if all the nations come together & flood all the mines & oil wells... Lots of newsreels & stock footage of volcanoes, wars, etc.... Comes with a pretentious message about the environment & world peace.....

Sunday Memes–Joy to the World

Sunday Memes–Joy to the World

Wednesday, May 22, 2024

Trump never said "Unified Reich"

Trump NEVER said nazis were "very fine people", And he never said "Unified Reich"... Nor did the third party that created the video mention anything about a "Unified Reich"... The phrase in question was placed there by the video editing service used by the third party.... The phrase, “German industrial strength significantly increased after 1871, driven by the creation of a unified Reich” was coined during world War 1, Years before the nazis were created... The only way this text is readable, is if one finds the original template, but not while watching the video.....