Monday, September 29, 2025

It took ONLY 5 days for THIS to BACKFIRE on Kamala...

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Tonight's (other) Stinker: Check to the Queen (1969) NSFW

Tonight's (other) Stinker NSFW Check to the Queen (1969) NSFW https://youtu.be/Bn8uxkfCdnM?si=B-08boDBt-S4q_5E An Italian skin flick That's somehow been edited for television.... Really, all the dirty stuff has been cropped out.... While her husband is out of town on business, a bored housewife gets a job as a servant for an eccentric actress, and ends up being her dog.... Plot? What plot? The subtitles are kinda hard to keep up with.....

Tonight's (first) Stinker: Space Ranger (2024)

Tonight's (first) Stinker Space Ranger (2024) https://youtu.be/zZOUfeohVMA?si=w5kZcLMb3Y9Y9ncw In the future, a new Earth his beep discovered.... While old Earth has turned to green energy & now looks like a garden of Eden, the new one is a wasteland due to to much industrialization, so people live in a hologram of a prettier world.... So, a former military commando is pulled out of retirement, after the corporation spots an unknown race building a weapon on another planet..... He's paired with an ace pilot & hacker, and a woman who has to put the "S"-word in every sentence... Feels like a cross between a film school senior thesis & a pilot for a TV show, as lots of subplots come up with no attempt at resolving them..... A lot of CGI & stock footage, the lighting is awful, & the acting is wooden.... Up late last night trying to clear out a bunch of short-shorts from my watch later list, so I'm gonna try for another twofer tonight.....

Sunday, September 21, 2025

Tonight's Stinker: The Screaming Skull (1958)

Tonight's Stinker The Screaming Skull (1958) https://youtu.be/9deckDKuXMI?si=ENhIgIzeCk8KtrCt This movie opens with a disclaimer, saying the producers of this film will pay for the funerals of anyone who dies while watching it.... So anyway, newlyweds Eric & Jenny arrive at a mansion that Eric inherited from his previous wife, who died in an "accident".... For Jenny (who's had her own bout with trauma), the big empty house with it's creaks, the howling peacocks in the garden and the autistic gardener wreak havoc on her nerves.... Jenny starts seeing & hearing things, while Eric tells her there's nothing there..... It becomes obvious early on (well, at least to the audience) that somebody's messing with her.... Some of the cinematography's okay... Towards the end, the dubbing falls out of sync.....

The 1970 Riot that Split America

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Tonight's Stinker: The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964)

Tonight's Stinker The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964) https://youtu.be/RCgdgsOLUOI?si=y-ctq_mQSrY_64rH So, this Fu Manchu knock off has been killing off a group of archeologists, for pretty much the same reason as the last two movies..... One of only two remaining survivors seeks out out a female wrestling duo, knowing one of them is dating a cop who's also the nephew of the other living archeologist.... So, they split the map up, while fu man has a camera in their house, beating them to finding the pieces, but the good guys beat him to the last piece..... So, the fu man challenges the wrestling girls to fight his two judo fighting sisters in the ring.... Not nearly as exciting as I made it sound, it's slow & tedious, with scenes being drawn out in a failed effort to build suspense.... A couple good scenes of female empowerment.....

Sunday, September 7, 2025

Tonight's Stinker: W (1983)

Tonight's Stinker W (1983) https://youtu.be/vTnHdPCNMcc?si=Bw1xasvdNzSBrN1h Same cast & crew as last night's stinker!!! Slighter better.... W2 is a cop on an elite special task force.... Meanwhile, a cult leader has amassed a large number of skinheads he's trying to turn into an army with the help of a drug syndicate... One day, W2 kills the cult leader's brother during a robbery.... The cult leader kidnaps & emasculates W2, which W2 tries to avenge, but backfires.... An awful lot is packed into this 90 minutes..... Must be seen to be disbelieved!!!!!

Saturday, September 6, 2025

Tonight's Stinker: Mad Warrior(1984)

Tonight's Stinker Mad Warrior(1984) https://youtu.be/WHw85h3Ur2s?si=gk_3r6YgZ68r75zb Maxploitation from the Philippines, & no visible sign of a budget..... A crazy warlord makes prisoners fight in the ring.... One night, his best gladiator escapes with his son & the warlord's favorite concubine... The next day, the warlord's cronies catch up, kill the boy & the concubine, but are all killed by another escaped concubine..... She leads him into the mountains, where they find more just & fair warriors who have just discovered a cure for radiation poisoning.... Of course, the warlord, who goes crazy every time there's a full moon, just can't let it go.... Pretty goofy, with a light saber battle at the end....