Sometimes I wonder why I'm such a useless bum, then I reflect on my life, & I feel like the world owes me, so It's fair.

I keep thinking I need a woman in my life, & then I think about what happened to my tree, & imagine that happening all the time.

Audio levels are kinda important to me. I wish I had more brainin's about 'em.

Ah, such pitiful self loathing..... I need more mirrors. I'd eat more, but I'm broke.

I aint had jack for stamina

Didn't bother to set up a PIN when I got cable, & now I can't access the a la cart thingy.

How often should I water a Boston Fern?