Saturday, April 11, 2026
Tonight's Stinker: The Sea God (1930)
Tonight's Stinker
The Sea God (1930)
https://youtu.be/F73oGXfnplU?si=rW1_snRFTnNRbE6P
Opens by zooming in on a fat guy's rear end in tight white pants... Won't get that image outa my head any time soon!!!
So anyway, A down on his luck smuggler has just lost all his money in a craps game to a landowner... The sailor & his partner go outside for angry banter... He's still fuming over a girl who left him for the landowner, who can't stop gloating.... The landowner overhears the banter, & after a cocky exchange, the sailor bets his boat in a smuggling race....
The race starts of in the sailor's favor, but goes south when he has to stop to rescue a man adrift in a canoe.... The sailor loses his boat, & makes some hurtful exchange with the girl....
The castaway, who's been out in the sun too long, catches up to the sailor & gives him some pearls, & tells him where he got them....
The sailor is able to buy his boat back, but the landowner catches on.... Blah, blah blah...
So anyway, they find the island, cannibals kill the crew, but spare the girl & the first mate, then the sailor shows up in his diving suit, & the cannibals think he's a god.... The landowner, who's in a sour mood finds them & blah, blah, blah....
Really drags out, even for the short runtime, & pretty predictable.....
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