Tonight's Stinker: Zeta One (1969)

Tonight's Stinker Zeta One (1969) https://youtu.be/QW5wFpnm19M?si=jMflyULWNRWkQsRs Seventies soft core porn comedy.... Opening credits promising women in c-thru, barely there & not at all outfits... So this secret agent gets home to find someone broke into his apartment... He investigates & finds it's his boss's secretary, who wants to know about his mission.... After a long & grating flirtation scene & a roll in the hay, about twenty minutes into the movie he decides to start talking.... So this criminal mastermind of some sort has been following alien women who have been abducting strippers to maintain their all female population.... He learns they've been eyeing one local stripper, so he gives her a transmitter to find the alien base.... The agent is tasked with saving the girl & finding out what the criminals are up to, but flubs both... The aliens send a girl to keep the agent busy, and abduct the stripper, while one of their spies gets captured by the criminals.... Any more story development disappears at this point..... Seriously, any suspension of disbelief is next to impossible..... It's not about anything but the nudity in the second half.... Feels like it was cobbled together from several other pornos starring the same people, & then an ADHD five year old & a libidinous thirteen year old wrote a script around it.....